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[30.0s] As you do, you see this huge decaying tentacle wrapped around the vessel, crushing it beneath
[40.4s] its hefty weight.
[43.2s] You back away from the ship that has slowed its speed so that you can keep up with
[49.0s] it and so that it doesn't take on extra stress, and you see an undead kraken that
[55.1s] continues to crush the ship as it turns and looks at you and lets out this screech
[59.0s] towards you.
[60.0s] Release the ship.
[71.3s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he, him also
[76.1s] with me today is Carla Maxted.
[79.0s] She, her, I am playing Yen Vol Nuri, Kalishtar Cleric, she, her, and Glim, dragonborn
[87.6s] pAlydin, et cetera.
[90.5s] Also she, her.
[91.5s] And Amy More.
[92.5s] Yeah, hey, she, her, I am playing today Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue,
[101.2s] as well as Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid, he, him, she, her.
[109.7s] And Tom Laird, yeah, that's me, he, him, I am playing Tullgear Heavyfoot, who
[115.6s] is a dwarf pAlydin, and I am also playing Moot, who is a half-orc wild magic sorcerer
[122.9s] and something else, and they both go by he, him.
[127.0s] So many something else's, it's episode 102, we're well on our way to 200 episodes everybody.
[133.2s] I don't know if we'll make it to 200, maybe, we'll see how this kraken fight
[136.9s] goes.
[138.0s] Let's get kraken, Russ.
[140.1s] Hold on, hold on.
[144.0s] A little housekeeping, got it tidy up around here.
[146.4s] Oh come on, that was a really good dad joke, you know where else you can find some good
[149.2s] dad jokes?
[150.2s] It was a good joke.
[151.2s] I mean it was a great dad joke.
[152.2s] Yeah.
[153.2s] Over there on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast, where we make all the dad
[159.7s] jokes.
[160.7s] Wow, Amy's just taking over on these Patreon cells.
[163.3s] I know.
[164.3s] She goes from.
[165.3s] I like to look at Russ' like blown away face when he's like, she set the website
[170.5s] correctly.
[171.5s] Like, she.
[172.5s] Only took her 200 episodes to be able to do it properly.
[178.5s] As if it's my responsibility to do it.
[180.5s] This is a bonus.
[181.5s] This is a bonus.
[182.5s] It is a bonus.
[183.5s] You're just lucky to get it.
[184.5s] Thank you.
[185.5s] And you know who else is lucky to get something today?
[186.5s] One of our patrons, because they get an episode dedicated to them, like today's
[189.7s] patron.
[190.7s] Michael Jansky.
[191.7s] Michael Jansky.
[192.7s] Thanks Michael.
[193.7s] I hope it's not the episode where we get eaten by a kraken.
[198.2s] Look.
[199.2s] We're gonna blame it on you if it is.
[200.9s] I'm just kidding.
[201.9s] We put the party together in the last one.
[203.5s] Now it's time to get them all.
[205.2s] Dare them apart.
[206.5s] Bring them back down.
[207.5s] That's okay.
[208.5s] It's the darkest timeline.
[209.5s] Put Thea and Glim in a room together.
[212.1s] Well Glim's full prophecy is we're gonna save the world after half our crew gets
[217.5s] eaten by a kraken.
[218.9s] Total party.
[219.9s] Is it a different name when it's total party kill, but it's two parties?
[223.0s] It's all the parties?
[224.0s] Half a party.
[225.0s] T.P.
[226.0s] Krakken.
[227.0s] Total party kraken.
[228.5s] Kraken killed them all.
[229.5s] Thank you, Michael.
[230.6s] And thank you for thinking about joining us.
[233.2s] If you do, and want to, and check it out, just see what it's about, Patreon.com slash
[238.7s] dumb dragon cast.
[241.0s] Now fuck it, let's play.
[242.7s] Nice.
[243.7s] Let's be kraken my beer.
[248.7s] Kraken my beer.
[251.7s] Guys, I'm on a roll.
[255.5s] We'll remind everybody where everybody is because there are a lot of people at play.
[259.4s] Yenbul, Tullgear, Moot, Thea, and Glim have donned a fishbowl, a kind of a like Sandy
[270.5s] the squirrel, scuba tank from SpongeBob, and been given amulets to allow them to
[277.6s] move a little quicker under underwater so that they can take on what was unknown
[281.9s] at the time, but we found out was a kraken.
[284.7s] Because there are no windows on this ship.
[287.3s] No one can look out and be like, well, that's a giant tentacle right there.
[290.9s] No, Flamikins just uses the sound of the hull, you know, she's so home.
[296.1s] Yeah, she puts her hand against it.
[298.2s] She's like the engine.
[300.3s] It's all left.
[301.1s] Can feel the vibration.
[302.2s] That's right.
[302.8s] Yeah, she just knows.
[303.8s] This is no piercer.
[304.7s] Yeah.
[305.7s] Going back to the check-in, Sully is sitting beside Bahama telling him a lovely story.
[311.2s] So we're going to, you know, like on an adventure stuff.
[316.5s] And we make it to this town and everybody's so like lucid.
[323.1s] You look like you'd fit right in in this town.
[325.9s] But we help them make this apple crumble that was just so delicious.
[332.7s] And all it takes is some sugar, some fresh apples.
[338.6s] You want to get some oats mixed in there, some brown sugar if you got it, and some cinnamon.
[343.7s] We cut up to Flamikins, who's slowed the vessel down and is feeling the vibrations
[351.8s] because that's what's established now.
[355.0s] And determining where she is.
[356.9s] She's checking charts.
[357.9s] She's checking random vibration notebooks that she has of this region.
[362.7s] She just press her nipples up against the side of the ship and go, we need to go more Dewey-sexual.
[369.5s] No, I didn't put a window in this for a very specific reason.
[373.3s] That's the darkest timeline.
[374.7s] It's hard to get any.
[376.1s] Leosun is standing...
[378.0s] Disturbed.
[379.0s] Disturbed.
[380.0s] No, Leosun is at the back of the vessel just waiting to open the chamber again.
[384.7s] Once you all hopefully return is what he's thinking.
[389.7s] But also doing a paperwork in the inevitable case of somebody dying, you know.
[393.6s] He like put all his fucking adventures out there.
[395.7s] God damn it.
[396.7s] Talk about eggs in one basket, people.
[398.7s] Sully is like, that's okay.
[401.4s] Sully's got it.
[402.4s] It's Sully's destiny now.
[404.2s] We established like a special knock or something.
[407.1s] So he'd...
[408.1s] Yeah, it's the frantic pounding.
[409.1s] We just didn't include that.
[410.1s] I'm pretty sure he said, no, don't use your magic and then close the door.
[412.9s] I'm pretty sure he's there with like a 30 minute timer hourglass.
[416.7s] Don't you think?
[417.7s] I said the word.
[419.0s] He flipped the hourglass and he's staring at it.
[424.7s] Pressure's building.
[425.8s] This music that I put in here is like...
[429.2s] Things are moving by.
[430.5s] And we move outside to the action.
[433.5s] The Kraken taking Tullgear's very pointed response releases itself from the ship and
[443.8s] begins moving towards you.
[445.4s] Let's roll for initiative.
[448.0s] And we're going to popcorn this bitch because that's what we do now.
[451.6s] You said that my voice when I was trying to say in the last episode about how fish
[457.8s] pee in the ocean was cut off.
[461.0s] Are we able to communicate with one another in there?
[463.9s] Good question.
[464.9s] No.
[465.9s] Then how the fuck are we supposed to popcorn this?
[466.9s] Just lots of pointing?
[467.9s] Fuck.
[468.9s] Okay, next time.
[469.9s] We'll popcorn next time.
[470.9s] We'll try this time.
[471.9s] No, no, no.
[472.9s] We can popcorn.
[473.9s] That's fine.
[474.9s] We'll say that there's a communication thing and only yours was cut off so everybody
[478.2s] else can popcorn.
[479.2s] Oh, no.
[480.2s] Everyone else can turn theirs on.
[481.2s] So Leosin was like going through a tunnel.
[483.2s] He was like, yeah, that would actually not be great.
[485.8s] Yeah, that's right.
[487.6s] No, everybody has some sort of communicator of some sort that they're able to speak with
[493.0s] each other because otherwise this is going to be not as fun.
[496.6s] Just a silent fight.
[497.6s] That's right.
[498.6s] It's just the sound of swooshing water as, you know, just things are happening, screaming
[502.9s] monsters and then something.
[504.5s] Do we have to roll for initiative?
[505.5s] Yeah, everybody's got to roll for initiative.
[507.0s] I'm just, I'm just killing the time.
[508.0s] Why?
[509.0s] Wait, do we have to?
[510.0s] If it's popcorn.
[511.0s] Well, we've got to figure out who starts.
[513.0s] Mu rolled a nine.
[514.0s] Wim rolled a 20.
[515.0s] Telgi rolled an 18.
[516.2s] I'm so glad I only have to play one person.
[518.2s] Yen roll rolled an 11.
[519.6s] So Glim?
[520.6s] Telgi rolled a 17.
[521.6s] Glim, you emerge from the ship and turn and look and see this cracking.
[525.7s] What do you do with your newfound Bahamut energy?
[530.0s] I'm going to use my breath weapon.
[531.6s] No, I'm not going to light a fire in my fish tank.
[537.6s] You know, I got to say you'd think having fire breath would come in super handy,
[542.6s] but it comes in less handy than you would think, unless someone touches your fucking
[545.8s] donkey and then let it rip.
[546.8s] Yeah.
[547.8s] Well, sure.
[548.8s] That's her off.
[549.8s] But I think I will attack it with my sun blade new weapon.
[559.4s] Let me describe it to you because it's new.
[562.3s] It looks like just the hilt of a long sword, but I use a bonus action to cause a blade
[567.8s] of pure radiance to spring into existence.
[572.2s] While the blade exists, this magic long sword has the finesse property.
[577.3s] So I get some attack bonuses, blah, blah, blah.
[580.0s] When you hit an undead target with it, that target takes an extra 1d8 damage.
[585.0s] Yeah, it does.
[587.1s] Also it's made some light.
[588.1s] It's probably dark down here.
[589.1s] It's made a bright light in a 15 foot radius dim light for an additional 15 feet.
[595.3s] That light is sunlight, which I bet that Kraken does not love.
[600.5s] Not a fan of.
[601.7s] 33.
[602.7s] 33.
[603.7s] I rolled another nat 20.
[606.7s] Boom.
[607.7s] Okay.
[608.7s] Yeah.
[609.7s] Roll me some beautiful damage and then tell me what your nat 20 fucking looks like
[617.1s] on this undead motherfucker.
[619.1s] So 15 plus 6.
[624.3s] You only get the bonus on the first one, right?
[626.1s] So 21 plus another d8, just cuz.
[632.3s] So 25 damage.
[633.9s] I feel like Glim is really infused with the spirit of Bahamut in a way she has not
[639.2s] been for several years.
[641.7s] So she is putting all of her Bahamut love energy into this radiance weapon and is
[648.2s] going to, I think, probably strike for whatever.
[656.1s] Like maybe there's a tentacle nearby that I can try and slice through.
[660.0s] Yeah, this thing is, yeah, it's got like this, like, what's the, what's the fish
[664.6s] with the angler fish kind of like mouth, like almost like a dragon, like forehead
[670.1s] with these almost arm like appendages that come off that kind of look like ears.
[675.6s] And that's like this tentacly beard thing.
[679.3s] All of this is very undead, very decaying, huge, like spikes coming out of its back
[685.7s] as it moves down this long squid like body and then royals of tentacles all over the
[693.3s] place.
[694.3s] Um, I forgot, guys, I have another attack.
[697.6s] I figured.
[698.6s] Yeah.
[699.6s] What am I doing?
[700.6s] So let me describe what I do after I give it more damage, okay?
[703.6s] Do it.
[704.7s] Oh, I thought it was going to be another nat 20, uh, 27, 14, don't worry.
[710.7s] So 17 more damage, so 25 plus 17.
[714.2s] So having seen the picture of it now, rather than one of it has more like thin squid
[718.8s] tentacles, not like octopus arm tentacles.
[721.8s] So I'm actually going to go for its weird ear arm thing and try and cut through one
[725.7s] of those as opposed to getting in the mix with all those swirly tentacles at
[730.3s] the back end.
[731.5s] Two huge hits go in and flesh in black.
[736.6s] It doesn't react like blood because this thing isn't alive.
[739.5s] Like it just begins to pool out more ink like your sun blade cuts through.
[744.3s] It gets dark as it goes into the flesh and then illuminates as it comes back out.
[749.5s] Everybody sees the silhouette of you fighting against this crack and that is all you
[755.4s] can do for your turn presently.
[759.5s] It is going to try and grab you with one of its tentacles.
[764.3s] But doesn't Carla?
[765.5s] It has like legendary actions.
[767.5s] So I guess we are super high level.
[771.3s] So that's only, so that's a six on the die plus 17 to hit.
[775.7s] So that's, uh, 23 to hit that will hit.
[781.5s] So you're going to take 20 bludgeoning damage and the target is grappled.
[787.5s] There's no, on your turn, the escape DC is 18.
[791.7s] You are restrained and it has 10 tentacles, each of which can grapple one target.
[798.7s] Oh boy.
[799.7s] That has happened.
[800.8s] You turn to look and try and signal one of your allies and you get wrapped up
[805.9s] and bashed up by this tentacle.
[808.7s] Moot, help a girl out.
[811.3s] Question for you, Russ.
[812.3s] Yeah.
[813.3s] I have a spell here called slow.
[817.2s] Okay.
[818.2s] And it says I can alter time for up to six creatures of your choice in a 40 foot cube
[823.6s] within range.
[824.6s] Now, can I just target like the Kraken or will Glim as well be in there?
[830.2s] No, it's your, your choice, right?
[832.5s] Perfect.
[833.5s] And this is one of your sorcerer spells or one of your other spells?
[837.8s] This is one of my other spells.
[839.3s] Okay.
[840.3s] So wild magic does not trigger then.
[842.4s] All right.
[843.4s] Um, so you need to make a wisdom saving throw.
[845.9s] Oh, so wise.
[847.3s] So wise.
[848.3s] I mean, an undead Kraken's got to have some brains, right?
[851.5s] So that's a 16.
[852.5s] All right.
[853.5s] Well, 16 isn't going to handle it.
[855.3s] So Moot reaches into his spell component bag and brings out a little stopper that's
[861.2s] filled with like some, some brownish liquid and he takes one drop of it out of the
[868.1s] stopper and he casts slow and an effective target speed is halved.
[873.5s] It takes minus two penalty to AC and dexterity saving throws, and it can't use reactions.
[879.8s] And on your turn, you can either use an action or a bonus action, but not both.
[883.7s] One action or bonus action and reactions though are legendary actions reactions.
[890.8s] Great question.
[893.2s] Legendary actions can be chosen in turns as reactions.
[895.9s] So it can't do those.
[897.6s] Oh no, he can't do those anymore guys.
[899.9s] Can't do those.
[900.9s] Oh no.
[901.9s] Too bad.
[903.3s] Bummer.
[904.3s] All right.
[905.3s] So like a wave goes out in the, in the, in the water around you, Glim, you feel like
[912.2s] the muscles, not constrict because that's not the term I'm looking for, because that
[917.5s] would mean that it's trying to hurt you more, but like atrophy, yeah, tense or atrophy,
[923.7s] like slow.
[924.7s] And the, what was very quick movements that it was making to try and advance on your
[931.1s] team has, has slowed as well.
[934.0s] So it's swim speed was 60 feet.
[935.8s] It's now 30 feet, not a huge deal, big, it's a huge thing, but that, you know, will
[942.7s] make a difference.
[943.7s] Okay.
[944.7s] And I'm, I'm going to look over at, uh, Thea, I'm going to say, Oh, what do you
[949.1s] got?
[950.1s] To you magic user, what are you, what are you going to do?
[954.8s] Don't cast any spells now.
[955.8s] It's so toffee.
[956.8s] I'm looking through Yen Vols and it's like, do you need to roll on the table by any chance
[962.8s] though, Tom, with all your spellsies?
[964.5s] No, because it's the other thing.
[966.5s] It's not the sorcerer thing.
[968.1s] So it's the other thing.
[970.4s] Other thing.
[971.4s] So yeah, no, no killing magic.
[974.4s] Does anything.
[975.4s] I, uh, we can cut this back.
[977.1s] Does anything physically change about Moog when he makes that spell?
[982.9s] Ooh, good question.
[984.3s] Um, yeah.
[985.3s] Maybe he like has like a dark, do you say his hair gets messy?
[989.9s] I swear to God, no, maybe like a little like dark ripple.
[993.2s] Okay.
[994.2s] Kind of goes through them.
[995.2s] Like, and like, it's not really noticeable unless you're watching for it.
[998.7s] But yeah.
[999.7s] Yeah.
[1000.7s] Everybody else wouldn't really see it, but yeah, there is like this aura that
[1004.1s] comes off of him.
[1005.3s] As that happens, Thea swims up next to glim and says, cool sword looks magical
[1014.6s] and takes out her regular Simtar and just goes a-hacking at the tentacle that's got glim
[1022.7s] all wrapped up.
[1024.7s] So much shade.
[1025.7s] Fuck.
[1026.7s] Uh, that's a 15.
[1028.6s] Even with the minus two still doesn't, doesn't do it.
[1031.3s] Glances off its natural armor.
[1033.4s] You do have two attacks, right?
[1035.9s] One of them has to be magical.
[1037.3s] My second attack is melee.
[1038.8s] I mean, they just gave you shit for casting magic and then you've seen one pull
[1043.1s] out a magic sword and another one cast a spell without any other knowledge.
[1048.6s] Fair enough.
[1049.6s] I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to take, take their lead.
[1052.9s] Fuck all y'all.
[1053.9s] Fuck all y'all.
[1054.9s] I'm doing my own thing.
[1055.9s] I like, I'm like, the Simtar is not working.
[1058.8s] And then I look at her and I shrug and then I'm going to cast, this thing's hurt
[1068.8s] already.
[1069.8s] Yes.
[1070.8s] Yep.
[1072.6s] Okay.
[1073.6s] So I point at it and I don't know how bells sound under the water, but
[1085.5s] just like that.
[1086.5s] And the target needs to succeed on a wisdom saving throw.
[1089.1s] It did so well the first time.
[1090.9s] Uh, 18.
[1091.9s] So, so you don't take any damage then I shrug and I, and I look at Yen Bull and
[1100.4s] I'm like, my confidence is shook.
[1103.3s] I hate this because it is like, the only thing I can do is magic.
[1107.9s] The magic kills the earth, but if we don't kill the creature, we all die.
[1112.3s] And then what's the point in saving the thing anyway.
[1114.5s] So I feel like, um, into Yen Bull's mind, uh, Yen Bull hasn't really stopped using
[1122.5s] magic that much.
[1123.5s] It's true.
[1124.5s] You guys haven't noticed because she feels like, you know, she's not doing it to
[1129.3s] like tie up her shoes.
[1130.6s] There are other people eating cows or being vegetarian.
[1135.7s] So you having the burgers, not going to be that big of a deal.
[1138.7s] Other people are pulling the hard vegetarian weight.
[1142.5s] Introspective like mind palace here on Yen Bull, just like, she's like looking through
[1148.2s] her spell book or whatever she's doing to think about what to do and her underwater
[1152.3s] spell book.
[1153.3s] Her underwater spell book.
[1154.3s] Yeah.
[1155.3s] It's laminated.
[1156.3s] She's got it all up here.
[1157.3s] I'm in the library in my mind.
[1159.0s] Well, I'm not supposed to use magic, but if I don't kill the creature, the creature
[1165.2s] kills us.
[1166.2s] And what is the point?
[1167.2s] No one can save the world.
[1168.2s] Magic is gone anyway.
[1169.5s] So it must be done.
[1172.6s] And I am going to, I don't think I've done this before.
[1176.3s] Ooh, I'm always excited when there's something new.
[1179.9s] Well, what happens when you call lightning underwater?
[1185.1s] What happens when you call lightning underwater?
[1186.9s] Good question.
[1187.9s] We find out together.
[1189.3s] How deep are we underwater?
[1191.1s] Like pretty deep.
[1192.1s] How many leagues would you say?
[1194.1s] 40,000?
[1195.1s] We would be at least a 39,000.
[1197.3s] Jesus.
[1198.3s] Oh, that's quite far.
[1199.3s] We're pretty deep.
[1200.3s] Pretty deep.
[1201.3s] Like, yeah, you're riding the bottom of the ocean because, you know, what was
[1205.6s] talked about off screen is like Flamingons is worried about shit coming from the
[1209.2s] air.
[1210.2s] So you don't want to be like too high up or have anybody follow them.
[1215.4s] Because God forbid we die or we get attacked close to the surface where we have a chance
[1219.9s] of escaping.
[1220.9s] Yeah.
[1221.9s] Yeah.
[1222.9s] We're all going to get the bends.
[1223.9s] Yeah, exactly.
[1225.5s] I cast Water Walk, float up to the top and die from the top.
[1230.3s] Die immediately.
[1231.3s] Okay.
[1232.3s] Let's see.
[1233.3s] Sorry.
[1234.3s] I was looking at things before, but it's so tough.
[1237.5s] So many of mine are like, affect lots of people and Glim's still grappled, right?
[1242.5s] So I'm not going to be like...
[1243.8s] She doesn't know Glim.
[1247.3s] I mean...
[1248.3s] Glim could just come kill that dragon.
[1250.7s] This is Russ's long con to have Carla kill one of her own characters.
[1254.2s] Oh my God.
[1255.2s] I'm the worst.
[1256.2s] A diabolical.
[1257.2s] I love it.
[1260.2s] Can't banish it.
[1261.9s] It's holding Glim.
[1264.5s] Also bad.
[1266.5s] Okay.
[1267.9s] I will do this because Glim can take it.
[1270.3s] I am going to cast Destructive Wave, because that can happen under the ocean.
[1275.8s] Sure.
[1276.8s] Yeah.
[1277.8s] A burst of divine energy ripples outward.
[1279.3s] Oh, nevermind.
[1280.3s] It's not even going to hit Glim.
[1282.3s] Each creature you choose must succeed on a con saving throw.
[1286.9s] Sweet.
[1287.9s] And that's 27.
[1288.9s] Oh, bad.
[1289.9s] Whoa.
[1290.9s] Okay.
[1291.9s] What is even the point?
[1295.2s] Half as much.
[1296.5s] So you will take 5d6.
[1299.5s] No.
[1300.5s] I roll it and then you just take half of it, right?
[1304.8s] Yep.
[1305.8s] So...
[1306.8s] So many character sheets.
[1308.6s] So that is 17 thunder damage and then you are also going to take 15 radiant damage
[1320.3s] as well.
[1321.3s] Telgir.
[1322.3s] What have you got?
[1323.9s] Telgir is going to swim over there with his battleaxe in hand and attempt to strike it
[1330.3s] down.
[1331.3s] Take like these big two-handed hacks at this Kraken.
[1334.5s] It's a 28.
[1336.1s] Second one is a 26, 27 slashing damage in total.
[1342.3s] Whoa.
[1343.5s] With a magical slashing weapon.
[1345.8s] Y'all so magic.
[1347.2s] Hey, you magic?
[1348.9s] And as I finish up with the second one, it starts to react.
[1354.4s] Who knows how good it'll be for old Telgir?
[1356.8s] Only gets one action or bonus action because of your slow spell.
[1361.3s] Nice.
[1362.3s] Yeah, it does.
[1363.3s] So it's going to...
[1365.3s] It lets out like this whale that rings out through the water and vibrates the
[1369.7s] bulls on your head.
[1372.1s] Exactly, a Chewbacca.
[1377.5s] And it's going to try to...
[1379.5s] It looks at you with menacing eyes, Telgir, but then pulls Glim in to its mouth for
[1387.0s] a 29 to bite you, Glim.
[1390.5s] That'll do it.
[1392.1s] So you're going to take 23 piercing damage and you are swallowed.
[1397.7s] Again?
[1398.7s] Oh no.
[1399.7s] Again.
[1400.7s] In two different timelines.
[1403.1s] It's like, you know, this one's a...
[1405.0s] This one actually makes sense though.
[1406.4s] This is just a reoccurring thing for her.
[1408.4s] All the time streams are connecting.
[1409.6s] So you are swallowed.
[1411.8s] So you're no longer grappled by its tentacle, but you are inside of it.
[1415.8s] So silver lining.
[1416.8s] Imagine if it swallowed you while grappling you with the tentacle.
[1420.8s] Just bites off its tentacle and...
[1422.6s] It's just like, ah.
[1424.1s] So you are blinded and restrained.
[1425.5s] You have total cover against attacks and other effects outside the Kraken.
[1430.3s] You do take a large number of acid damage at the start of each of its turns.
[1436.1s] If it takes a bunch of damage, it has to succeed in a con save or throw you up.
[1440.8s] It's going to try and make a wisdom saving throw for Moot's spell.
[1445.5s] Yeah.
[1446.5s] It's a 19.
[1447.5s] 19 is enough to pass.
[1449.7s] All right.
[1450.7s] So good will it last.
[1452.1s] This huge bite comes out of you, Glim, and then everything begins to speed up
[1455.6s] for this monster again.
[1457.9s] Ship's going to go next inside.
[1460.9s] Sounds like...
[1461.9s] Just hand to the wall.
[1462.9s] It sounds like they're doing a really good job out there.
[1465.5s] I'm going to start to move.
[1467.0s] Get away from this thing.
[1468.0s] And she hits a button and tethers begin to shoot out of the back and begin to drag behind
[1474.3s] it as you see the ship begin to pull away.
[1478.2s] So there's something to grab onto.
[1479.2s] Yeah.
[1480.2s] Thanks.
[1481.2s] Sully.
[1482.2s] And then all these old people are like getting it on and stuff.
[1486.6s] And like, it's kind of unreal, but it really seems like a place you'd want to
[1491.4s] settle down after a life of adventuring.
[1493.7s] You know?
[1495.1s] You're like, why don't you be rude?
[1497.4s] You're like, what?
[1499.7s] Nine hundred?
[1505.2s] I don't know how long gods live for.
[1507.2s] Probably forever.
[1508.7s] But let me tell you, as soon as you wake up, we're going to make you some of
[1512.3s] that apple crumble. It's going to change your world.
[1515.3s] Who goes next, Sully?
[1516.7s] Thea, because she wants to do something fucking cool.
[1519.4s] And also is totally chuffed that, like, she's like, man, she had to go and get
[1527.8s] herself swallowed and get to see this.
[1533.1s] Show off for Glim.
[1534.3s] Camera zooms quick out the back of the vessel.
[1536.8s] And Thea.
[1538.9s] I'm going to cast something I've never cast before.
[1541.4s] Thea starts swirling her hands around a little bit because she's never done
[1546.3s] anything like this in water.
[1547.5s] Actually, she's never done anything like this at all.
[1549.7s] And she conjures an elemental at eight level.
[1557.1s] And so that means she does not just conjure one elemental, she conjures
[1563.6s] three elementals and the elementals that she conjures are fire infused
[1569.8s] water elementals.
[1572.1s] And these elementals that live between the state of fire and water
[1580.9s] appear in front of or no appear beside Thea, the three of them.
[1589.1s] And it looks they are almost a liquidy humanoid shape that looks like
[1596.4s] roiling, boiling water form, as well as almost like seeing it steam
[1605.2s] under water. If you can picture all that.
[1607.9s] Nice. What is the level of control that you get over these elementals?
[1613.0s] Good question.
[1615.3s] Let's see here. I would love to control three elementals.
[1618.5s] The summoned creatures are friendly to you and your companions.
[1621.4s] OK, darn.
[1623.1s] Ma, I have a bunch of spells where it's like you can summon a demon,
[1626.5s] but like it might try to kill you.
[1628.3s] I'm like, OK, cool.
[1630.1s] You roll initiative for them.
[1632.2s] It has its own turn.
[1633.6s] They obey any verbal commands that you issue to them.
[1637.6s] And if you don't issue commands to them, they will just defend themselves
[1640.5s] from hostile creatures and otherwise take no actions.
[1642.7s] OK, I've added the elementals into the rotation.
[1645.1s] So these three elementals
[1648.4s] fire royals up and begins like bubbling the water that's around it.
[1652.7s] And I say, hold on a sec.
[1654.3s] And I take out my longbow and I just want to shoot it in the eye.
[1659.7s] Shoot it because I have an action.
[1662.1s] So I want to.
[1663.8s] Oh, no, I don't.
[1665.3s] I don't. I say, never mind.
[1667.1s] That's I was I was shooting an arrow at the creature
[1670.0s] in the general direction that I want you guys to go fight with us.
[1675.5s] You realize that arrows underwater, not a great.
[1678.5s] No, it didn't go well.
[1679.9s] It didn't go well.
[1681.6s] So these elementals are going to take their turns.
[1687.3s] Because I tell them, yeah, go for it.
[1689.1s] They have a multi attack.
[1691.5s] So the first one is is going to slam.
[1695.1s] Settle in while Amy takes all of the turns.
[1697.9s] You know what? OK, it's going to be great.
[1699.1s] This is what happens throughout the years of podcasting.
[1702.3s] I get like saved up all the time.
[1704.2s] Like one turn here and there.
[1705.4s] And then every once in a while, I'll be like,
[1708.1s] I create seven things and then I have all their.
[1713.3s] So the first one is going to slam twice.
[1718.0s] Oh, it's a nat 20 plus eight.
[1720.6s] We cut back to flaming.
[1721.9s] Wait, there's slamming going on out there.
[1723.9s] God damn it. I should have gone out with the fight.
[1726.8s] Back to you.
[1727.1s] She has her tits pressed up against the.
[1729.2s] Slam it, baby.
[1730.6s] The wall. Give it to that cracking.
[1734.1s] Cracking didn't know what hit it.
[1736.5s] OK.
[1739.0s] OK, it's only a little bit upsetting.
[1740.8s] Only a smidge.
[1743.0s] Thirty two for the first attack.
[1747.3s] Damage for the slam.
[1749.5s] And it gets to it again.
[1751.3s] Oh, plus nine fire damage.
[1755.3s] OK, so 32 plus that's 40.
[1756.9s] Oh, sorry. Wait.
[1759.8s] Plus another six fire damage.
[1761.5s] Who let her cast these?
[1763.3s] That's another six forty seven.
[1764.9s] OK, and it still has one more.
[1766.6s] It has one more slam.
[1767.6s] OK, so next time, roll both slams.
[1770.1s] That's another nat 20.
[1771.8s] Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, baby.
[1775.0s] Not only does Amy save up all of her turns through years of playing,
[1778.7s] she saves up all of her nat 20s.
[1780.8s] All my nat 20.
[1782.5s] Wow. So that is a six.
[1787.6s] And nine.
[1789.4s] Sixty nine.
[1790.4s] No, it's 15 plus five.
[1794.6s] So that's 20 plus another 10, 30, 32.
[1803.4s] Glim, you've been regurgitated during this.
[1806.8s] Thirty five.
[1808.5s] Three of that was fire damage.
[1809.9s] OK, this thing's still alive.
[1811.8s] So that's 70 something.
[1813.9s] Oh, yeah, it's still alive.
[1816.1s] Good, because there are two more
[1818.9s] elementals who need to take their turns.
[1831.1s] Middle, middle, middle, middle,
[1832.1s] middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
[1833.7s] Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
[1836.4s] Little in the middle, but you got much back.
[1838.1s] No, that's not right.
[1840.1s] It's not right.
[1842.3s] That was good. That was a little.
[1843.5s] Like, not around.
[1845.9s] It's not around everybody, that's-
[1847.9s] It was kind of around and then-
[1849.5s] My middle lies over the ocean.
[1853.1s] Karla, you go, my middle lies-
[1854.7s] No, don't waste it.
[1856.3s] Next interlude.
[1857.5s] Oh, right.
[1858.3s] We can't blow through them all.
[1860.2s] We have an unlimited-
[1861.5s] We're scheduled till 2027.
[1863.5s] We can't blow through all of this.
[1865.7s] Oh, that reminds me,
[1866.5s] I have to do the schedule for next year.
[1868.1s] Okay, bye, everybody.
[1869.7s] No.
[1871.6s] No, we're in the middle.
[1872.8s] Hey, thanks for being here with us.
[1874.8s] We really appreciate it.
[1876.1s] And that's really what we want to say here
[1879.6s] is that we love you and you being here
[1882.5s] and we don't say it enough.
[1883.9s] So this is us saying it in perpetuity
[1887.2s] every time you listen to this episode
[1888.7s] from now and forever.
[1889.9s] I love it.
[1890.7s] So just if you could listen to this episode,
[1892.5s] maybe like quarterly or however often you want to feel
[1898.3s] like it would be nice to be told that we love you.
[1903.3s] Yeah, if you ever just need that, pick me up.
[1904.1s] Fire up episode, whatever this episode is.
[1906.6s] 102.
[1907.4s] And skip right to the middle.
[1908.5s] And while we've got you here.
[1910.2s] Oh no, can't do it now.
[1912.6s] You set it up as we were just telling,
[1914.9s] we were just saying that we love you.
[1916.5s] Yeah, we love them.
[1917.3s] So we love you and that's it.
[1918.8s] We were gonna tell you something else,
[1920.2s] but you know what?
[1921.1s] Nah.
[1922.5s] I mean, if you wanted to go listen
[1923.4s] to Halloween episode again, you could.
[1925.7s] Both parts, not just our part.
[1927.5s] Because spout lore is fucking hilarious
[1929.5s] and we love those folks.
[1930.8s] Oh, they're delightful.
[1933.1s] So after you listen to this every quarter,
[1934.7s] just hit up both of those Halloween episodes also.
[1937.5s] Perfect.
[1938.3s] They're gonna be up there always.
[1939.7s] The Halloween Bonanza 2021
[1941.9s] is really the best Halloween Bonanza
[1944.1s] that we've ever done to this point.
[1946.4s] I don't know if this is gonna be a regular thing,
[1948.6s] but what we are doing at Christmas
[1951.1s] is another crossover with some other amazing folks,
[1954.1s] Dum Dums and Dragons.
[1956.0s] I feel like I put too many S's in that one.
[1958.4s] Folks, Stums, Stums and Dragons.
[1961.1s] I mean, it works.
[1962.5s] So get looking forward to that one.
[1964.9s] Somebody else talk.
[1965.7s] Yeah, get looking.
[1966.5s] No, no, that's-
[1967.4s] Just get looking forward to it.
[1968.2s] And that's a saying.
[1969.1s] Get looking forward to that one.
[1971.0s] Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
[1972.8s] Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle,
[1974.1s] middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle.
[1975.4s] So to recap, we're in the middle.
[1978.7s] We love you.
[1980.9s] It's Halloween Bonanza was a blast
[1983.5s] and it's not tied to Halloween.
[1986.5s] It's just a Bonanza.
[1987.9s] It's just your run-of-the-mill Bonanza.
[1990.2s] Your mid-November Bonanza.
[1991.7s] It's your American Thanksgiving Bonanza is what it is.
[1995.5s] Perfect.
[1996.3s] And also the holidays are coming
[1997.5s] and we're doing a sweet crossover
[1999.0s] with some good folks, Dum Dums and Dragons.
[2001.0s] Make sure you go check them out.
[2002.1s] But also listen to that coming up.
[2003.9s] Look at all these great things we have going on,
[2005.5s] including this Kraken battle
[2007.5s] that we're in the middle of right now, baby.
[2010.5s] It's real crunchy D&D episode
[2013.1s] is what we're in the middle of.
[2015.9s] Testing out all those new skills.
[2017.7s] We love you.
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[2022.0s] Okay, back to the episode now.
[2023.4s] Bye.
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[2028.3s] All right, roll all four attacks.
[2030.7s] So yeah.
[2031.5s] I'm not gonna do all four attacks.
[2032.5s] They have other stuff that's going on.
[2033.8s] Okay.
[2034.6s] Oh yeah?
[2035.4s] I'm gonna do it all.
[2036.3s] So after this first one hits though,
[2038.4s] it regurgitates Glim out
[2041.2s] as it takes this massive damage.
[2042.7s] So Glim, you come flying out.
[2044.1s] It illuminated, the Sun Sword comes out
[2046.4s] and you see the face of this thing.
[2048.2s] It's torn apart and like bubbling.
[2052.1s] Like the flesh is bubbling, which is weird.
[2054.5s] And then you look and you see three fire elementals.
[2057.5s] And then you look and Thea's cast a magic,
[2060.3s] the huge magic, big magic.
[2062.8s] Sorry, I did big magic.
[2065.7s] And then the next one decides to use Skald.
[2068.3s] Okay.
[2069.4s] So a fire infused water elemental
[2071.1s] sprays a 30 foot cone of superheated water.
[2073.4s] I yell, get out of there.
[2076.3s] Glim.
[2078.1s] Each creature in the area must make
[2079.7s] a DC dexterity saving throw.
[2082.5s] Well, you said like there were three
[2084.4s] that came up around it.
[2086.1s] Yeah.
[2086.9s] Okay, so I mean, unless one of these elementals
[2089.6s] don't give no fucks about Glim,
[2091.0s] like it's probably one of the other ones, we'll say.
[2093.5s] Okay, yeah, sure.
[2095.0s] Plus seven's nine.
[2096.5s] Nah, not good enough.
[2098.0s] That's 66 fire damage.
[2099.7s] Okay.
[2102.1s] Here we go.
[2104.7s] Finally, Thea's doing stuff.
[2108.1s] It'd be hurtful if it wasn't so, so true.
[2112.5s] 23 fire damage and it's knocked prone.
[2118.1s] No, it's not, because it's underwater.
[2120.2s] Can't knock something prone that's floating.
[2122.2s] Okay, so then the third one is going to do
[2127.6s] a slam multi-attack again.
[2130.5s] Okay.
[2131.7s] And that is for, oh, it's only for a 17.
[2135.0s] Hold on, I forgot I can do these.
[2136.7s] So between the second and the third one,
[2139.3s] it's going to set off a lightning storm
[2141.6s] as a legendary action.
[2143.3s] This is Russ throwing a DM hissy fit.
[2145.5s] That's right.
[2146.4s] Watch everybody.
[2147.2s] Ouch.
[2150.3s] This is Russ actually being a DM.
[2152.5s] That's right.
[2153.5s] Instead of what we normally do
[2154.9s] where he like sugarcoats everything for us.
[2156.8s] He only does it for me.
[2158.1s] Well, I've been doing it for everybody else.
[2159.9s] I mean, to be fair,
[2160.8s] you've been eaten several times though.
[2163.0s] You are doing the most right now.
[2164.6s] You are doing banana's damage.
[2167.4s] The Kraken magically creates three bolts of lightning,
[2169.5s] each of which can strike a target.
[2171.3s] The Kraken can see within 120 feet.
[2173.5s] Target must make a DEC 23 dexterity saving throw.
[2179.4s] So it's going to shoot for Thea, for Moot,
[2182.1s] and for the elemental that has not gone yet.
[2187.5s] Okay.
[2188.3s] So I need a dex saving throw.
[2190.4s] I've got to beat a 23.
[2192.7s] I did not.
[2194.9s] I got 12.
[2196.9s] Dex saving throw.
[2197.9s] Okay, here we go.
[2199.5s] Didn't even come close with 14.
[2201.4s] Okay, and roll for your elemental.
[2204.1s] 17.
[2205.1s] So the three of you are going to take 26 lightning damage.
[2210.0s] Okay.
[2211.1s] That sparks through the water,
[2213.4s] which is also going to give everybody else around them
[2219.5s] 13 lightning damage.
[2222.3s] That don't get a save
[2223.4s] because it's just running through the water.
[2225.9s] That's like the one thing it's not resistant to.
[2228.6s] All right, your third attacker.
[2230.2s] Okay, my third attacker is going to,
[2233.1s] just got hurt and is mad.
[2235.3s] So they are going to multi-attack again
[2238.4s] with two slam attacks.
[2240.5s] So the first one is a 23.
[2244.2s] Okay.
[2245.3s] And the second one is a 20.
[2248.8s] Can I just save these to you?
[2249.9s] 15 plus 17.
[2251.5s] 32.
[2252.3s] Plus 10.
[2253.3s] 42.
[2254.1s] Two ones, plus two.
[2256.5s] 44.
[2257.4s] That much damage.
[2258.7s] Wow.
[2261.5s] He said, wow, you guys, it wasn't sarcastic at all.
[2264.5s] No.
[2265.4s] No, it sounded kind of sad.
[2268.4s] It's almost 200 damage that you did on that turn.
[2272.0s] It's still alive, but you did almost 200 damage.
[2276.4s] Oh my God.
[2278.7s] Well, oh Baham, it's not dead.
[2281.9s] Um.
[2284.7s] Glim, you want to stab him?
[2285.9s] You were inside of him.
[2287.5s] I kind of just give her a look.
[2289.2s] Like I'm amazed at what she just did.
[2291.5s] And I get that we're all doing what I told her not to do,
[2295.5s] but I don't know.
[2297.5s] It's going to be words later.
[2299.1s] You did it first.
[2303.1s] So I'm going to attack with the sun blade.
[2305.5s] I'm going to action surge.
[2307.0s] So I think then I'll have four attacks, right?
[2309.9s] If I have two, then I action surge.
[2312.5s] I get a second one.
[2313.4s] You betcha.
[2314.2s] So do you want me to roll all the attacks first
[2315.8s] and then roll all the damage?
[2317.2s] Yeah, yeah.
[2318.1s] Does that make the most sense?
[2318.9s] Let's do that.
[2319.7s] Yeah.
[2320.6s] Okay.
[2321.8s] So 25.
[2325.5s] Okay, yep.
[2327.4s] 15.
[2332.9s] No.
[2336.7s] 21.
[2337.6s] Yep.
[2339.3s] And 26.
[2341.1s] Yes, so you got three out of four.
[2343.0s] Okay.
[2343.9s] So I am going to roll.
[2346.6s] So 10 plus 27 is 37 damage.
[2353.8s] Nice.
[2354.7s] All right.
[2355.5s] This Kraken, like things,
[2358.3s] tentacles are beginning to fall off
[2359.9s] with all these hacks and fire blasts
[2362.0s] and like the skin is decaying
[2363.5s] and like there's becoming this cloud of filth
[2367.2s] in the water.
[2369.0s] It's making it hard to see the monster,
[2370.1s] but it's, so it's not looking good,
[2372.6s] basically is what I'm saying.
[2374.1s] And who's left?
[2374.9s] Yanvul and Mood?
[2376.6s] Yeah, it's going to try and a tentacle attack.
[2379.3s] You use 23.
[2381.3s] Yep.
[2382.2s] Do it.
[2383.0s] So another 20 bludgeoning and you are grappled again.
[2386.3s] Cheepers, creepers.
[2388.2s] Well, what's Tulgear been doing?
[2389.6s] Let's see what he does.
[2391.8s] Tulgear sees the tentacles go for you
[2394.6s] and he takes the opportunity
[2396.0s] to continue hacking
[2398.3s] and slashing away at this fucking thing.
[2400.7s] Two attacks with the old battle ax.
[2403.4s] One's a nat 20 and the other is a 27.
[2407.2s] So many nat 20s.
[2408.4s] Yeah.
[2409.7s] Is the green dice, the classics there.
[2412.7s] They're working tonight.
[2413.7s] I love it.
[2414.5s] They've been in the reserve.
[2415.3s] They've been, you know,
[2416.2s] holding back that energy.
[2417.0s] Resting up.
[2417.9s] Yeah.
[2418.7s] Just for when they were needed,
[2420.1s] when they were called upon,
[2421.2s] they were here to rise to the action.
[2423.4s] I'm going to grab one more D8
[2424.7s] because that will just make my life easier
[2426.3s] with rolling all this stuff.
[2428.4s] All right.
[2429.3s] So the nat 21 will be eight and eight 16 on that one.
[2435.5s] And then 15 on the second.
[2438.3s] So 31 damage just on the nat 20.
[2442.4s] And then 12 damage on the second one.
[2446.9s] Math is hard with big monsters.
[2450.7s] After Tulgear does all his hacking and slashing,
[2453.9s] he like hits his hand against the ship
[2457.8s] to indicate it's the ship's time to shine.
[2460.1s] We cut to the cockpit.
[2462.3s] Flamingons has pressed herself
[2463.7s] so hard up against the wall.
[2465.4s] Oh God.
[2466.9s] Oh, it's me.
[2470.1s] Oh, it's me.
[2470.9s] Okay. Oh, shit.
[2471.7s] Okay.
[2472.6s] Pedal to the metal everybody.
[2473.5s] Hold on.
[2476.0s] She's taking it like when you hit the top of a taxi,
[2478.3s] like go.
[2480.9s] She slams it and it begins to take off there.
[2483.5s] Still within range for you all to catch up to it
[2486.0s] and grab those.
[2487.2s] But she is out of reach of the Kraken
[2489.6s] for the ship at the moment.
[2491.8s] I'm gonna put the Kraken next.
[2495.2s] It's just, it's just what's gonna happen.
[2496.7s] Corey murder it.
[2498.5s] That's right.
[2499.3s] Lim, he's gonna not try to eat you this time.
[2502.5s] It's going to fling you 60 feet in a random direction.
[2508.0s] Oh, cause I'm just grappled.
[2509.1s] I'm not swallowed.
[2510.7s] I was thinking I was swallowed.
[2512.1s] He barfs you 60 feet in a random direction.
[2514.6s] It's a very powerful barf.
[2516.2s] So he, sorry, he throws me 60 feet.
[2518.5s] He's gonna whip you 60 feet.
[2520.6s] I'm gonna roll a D4 for me.
[2521.9s] North, South, East, West is what it's gonna be.
[2524.2s] One, two, three, four.
[2525.4s] Okay, here we go.
[2527.6s] North, South, East, West.
[2529.3s] It's gonna throw you directly to the West,
[2531.4s] which is away from the ship and your friends 60 feet.
[2537.4s] So you'd have to dash in order to get back
[2540.9s] to your next turn.
[2542.4s] And then it's going to tentacle attack.
[2546.1s] Nah, it's gonna lightning storm again.
[2548.1s] Yeah, that seemed to work the last time.
[2550.5s] It's gonna lightning storm again.
[2552.1s] It's gonna attack two of the elementals
[2555.1s] and one towards Thea.
[2557.9s] I love the image of a kraken just yeeting glimily.
[2563.6s] What do we have to do again?
[2564.9s] You gotta make a deck save.
[2565.9s] Gotta beat a 23 for, you gotta roll three times.
[2569.3s] So once for Thea.
[2571.1s] Once for Thea, that's a 20.
[2573.5s] Nope.
[2577.1s] Elemental, that's a 20.
[2578.9s] Nope.
[2580.8s] And that's a three.
[2583.3s] Okay, so everybody's gonna take,
[2585.9s] the three of you are gonna take 22 lightning damage.
[2588.9s] Everybody except Glim are going to take
[2591.0s] another 11 lightning damage.
[2593.9s] Let's go Yenbul, your turn.
[2599.5s] Okay.
[2601.1s] Seems like lightning's really happening
[2604.1s] and cool down here.
[2605.3s] So I am also going.
[2608.2s] Everybody's taking damage.
[2611.8s] Yes. Putting that out there.
[2613.5s] It's happening.
[2614.6s] Right.
[2616.1s] But everybody's taking.
[2617.5s] Can I cast control water?
[2622.9s] There's a lot of water around you.
[2624.7s] There sure is.
[2625.6s] And what I'd like to do is part the water.
[2628.7s] All right, Moses. I'd like to cause the water
[2630.3s] in the area to move apart and create a trench
[2634.1s] so that the Kraken is no longer in water.
[2636.9s] It is now in a trench of air where it can,
[2640.5s] I don't know, you tell me.
[2641.9s] Probably not do its normal stuff.
[2644.8s] Let me see what the, it can breathe air and water.
[2649.1s] Freedom of movement ignores difficult terrain.
[2651.1s] Imaginal effects can't reduce its speed
[2652.9s] or cause it to be restrained.
[2654.3s] Jesus, the one thing you'd think you could do
[2657.0s] to a giant squid would be to take it out of water.
[2660.0s] I'm gonna do this cool shit.
[2661.9s] Oh, it doesn't affect it at all.
[2663.5s] It can spend five feet of movement
[2665.5s] to escape from non-magical strains or be grappled.
[2668.0s] So it doesn't slow it down.
[2669.7s] It would like drop to the floor,
[2673.5s] which we said were pretty close to the bottom.
[2675.2s] So depending on how deep your trench goes,
[2677.5s] like it would, gravity would take over.
[2679.6s] How much water can you move?
[2680.8s] Yeah.
[2682.2s] I can move a hundred foot cube.
[2688.2s] Right.
[2690.4s] So, I mean, you would be able to drop it
[2692.9s] a hundred feet away from you.
[2695.1s] Right.
[2698.7s] You know, for flavor's sake,
[2699.9s] we could say that a hundred feet
[2701.1s] is the bottom of the ocean.
[2703.4s] Sure, so he drops to the bottom of the ocean
[2705.8s] and I guess nothing else happens,
[2707.3s] but it looks pretty cool.
[2708.4s] Well, no, because a hundred feet
[2709.9s] is gonna take fall damage.
[2711.7s] Oh, there we go.
[2713.2s] Cause it's hitting something at least on the bottom.
[2715.9s] Every 1D6 for every 10 feet it fell.
[2719.3s] So that's 10D6.
[2721.8s] Nice.
[2722.6s] Do you wanna roll that?
[2724.5s] Sure I do.
[2725.6s] 35 fall damage.
[2728.3s] Heck yeah. Yeah.
[2730.0s] Okay.
[2732.9s] Describe to me what it looks like.
[2736.4s] The sickening noise.
[2737.6s] The sickening noise.
[2738.7s] With his crack and dies.
[2740.9s] As it hits the bottom of the ocean floor.
[2745.1s] Let's say it starts free falling
[2748.8s] through what is now air.
[2750.8s] And it looks disgusting
[2752.2s] cause it's all like soft and weird and loose.
[2756.3s] It's like lost its form sort of.
[2758.3s] Yeah.
[2759.1s] And then it falls.
[2760.1s] And unfortunately there is a pirate ship
[2763.4s] on the bottom of the ocean
[2764.9s] and it steps right through the mast.
[2767.3s] It falls right down onto it.
[2769.8s] It's a real,
[2770.7s] That is the best.
[2771.5s] This is a real little mermaid situation.
[2773.2s] I like it.
[2775.4s] That's awesome.
[2776.2s] That happens.
[2777.9s] It explodes up.
[2779.3s] And then I presume you drop the spell
[2783.0s] as it gets clearer that you die
[2785.0s] and like this water cascades down on top of it.
[2787.8s] You all kind of survey the scene
[2789.4s] and look to each other.
[2790.4s] And then notice that the tethers
[2792.5s] are just moving just within reach.
[2795.8s] And you grab them and zip off behind
[2798.4s] climbing back up into the vessel.
[2802.8s] You get back inside and some time passes.
[2806.3s] How does Sully's story end first of all?
[2808.2s] And we were really surprised to get
[2810.5s] that baby shower invitation in the mail.
[2815.1s] We thought she was way past the time when she could,
[2817.6s] but you know what?
[2818.5s] Love is love.
[2819.3s] And hopefully, you know,
[2823.5s] they live happily ever after.
[2825.1s] Cause I mean, we haven't seen them in a while.
[2828.3s] It's, wow, that kid would be like eight years old now.
[2832.8s] Damn.
[2834.0s] Time flies, am I right?
[2835.8s] Couple hours have passed and you're all recovering,
[2839.6s] sitting kind of mending your wounds.
[2843.3s] Are we?
[2844.8s] Not completely, not yet.
[2847.3s] And the vessel's going and there's like a disruption.
[2852.9s] Like you feel it like,
[2854.9s] like almost like it goes over a heavy speed bump.
[2858.3s] Everybody else feel that?
[2860.6s] Yeah, it's a little bumpy.
[2864.5s] I don't know.
[2865.8s] New territory for me.
[2867.7s] It's feeling, it feels different though.
[2871.7s] There's a wash of energy that fills through the vessel.
[2879.1s] And what you don't see,
[2880.8s] but the camera kind of zooms out of the ship
[2884.2s] and up above the ocean is you've passed
[2887.0s] through this barrier.
[2888.5s] And on the other side of this barrier is
[2892.6s] bright sunlight, a green forested island
[2898.7s] and clean, clear, breathable air
[2907.2s] as we look over the island of Maztica.
[2923.5s] It's the end of the week and it's in a quiet space.
[2926.8s] There's a little low murmured conversation
[2928.9s] of Flint and his family,
[2930.7s] but Flint isn't really taking part in it.
[2933.7s] There's a well put together spread for a buffet
[2939.5s] and Flint is seated there deep in thought,
[2944.1s] looking through the crowd, through his family,
[2948.8s] through the conversation,
[2950.6s] just kind of mindlessly picking at the food on his plate.
[2955.0s] And your concentration or lack thereof is broken
[2960.1s] when hell just speaks up and says,
[2962.0s] ah, you feeling all right there, Flint?
[2967.3s] Yeah, it's just, I don't know,
[2969.5s] had this guy in the jail, this Dragonborn the other day,
[2974.0s] and he was talking like just absolute nonsense
[2977.6s] about rivers and chult and somebody named Scyther.
[2986.4s] I don't know, he'd been in jail for like a day and a half,
[2988.5s] but he had this whole other story going on in his head.
[2992.3s] Was he one of the drunk tank ones?
[2994.1s] Like could he have just dreamed it up?
[2997.1s] I mean, maybe, I don't know.
[2999.0s] I asked him if he was one of those dream walkers
[3002.6s] that you've heard about, but he didn't really answer me.
[3005.9s] And then, of course, I had to let him go.
[3007.6s] He paid his fine, so.
[3009.3s] Right.
[3010.1s] But yeah, I don't know.
[3011.0s] It's just, he's just been stuck in my head
[3013.1s] ever since then.
[3014.7s] Did he look familiar?
[3015.8s] Like maybe you knew him from some military days or?
[3020.3s] I don't think so, but something in the back of my mind
[3023.4s] says that he did look familiar,
[3025.0s] but I can't place where he's from.
[3028.0s] Maybe you'll see him around and you can ask him.
[3030.0s] You know what, maybe I will.
[3031.5s] I don't think he's gonna stick around town, though.
[3033.6s] I don't think he had a great time here.
[3036.1s] Yeah, no, that's fair.
[3037.1s] Or maybe he had too great of a time
[3039.0s] and then doesn't want to revisit that.
[3042.1s] Yeah, that's something.
[3044.6s] Hey, everything else going okay?
[3048.9s] Worked good?
[3050.3s] Yeah, I mean, no major complaints there.
[3053.8s] Glory Gems, good right-hand man.
[3056.7s] Really made some positive changes with the city guard.
[3060.1s] I'm feeling pretty good about where we're at.
[3062.5s] Hear your father's voice.
[3063.7s] Say, past the potatoes there.
[3067.7s] Reaches his hand over and as you look over his hand,
[3072.2s] it gives you a start because his hand is decayed.
[3077.9s] And as you kind of pull back, it snaps back
[3081.1s] and he's there and he looks startled.
[3083.3s] Like, is everything okay?
[3087.0s] Yeah, sorry, just, I don't know.
[3089.3s] I had a little,
[3092.7s] a little trick on the old eyes there.
[3095.9s] Here's the potatoes, sorry, there you go.
[3098.1s] Oh, yeah, no, it's okay.
[3099.9s] I guess I just didn't sleep well last night or something.
[3102.5s] Yeah, that's just what I was gonna say.
[3103.9s] Get some more sleep.
[3105.5s] Don't worry about coming in tomorrow.
[3107.5s] We got your shift covered for you.
[3108.7s] Well, I mean, you know I love it,
[3110.3s] but yeah, I might need the day off,
[3112.1s] but we'll see.
[3113.0s] If I have a good night, I'll head in
[3116.6s] and if not, well then, yeah, maybe I'll sit that one out.
[3123.5s] Do you have another there, champ?
[3126.3s] Sorry, yeah, yeah, one more.
[3129.9s] One more might be good.
[3131.6s] Same as last time or do you want to mix it up?
[3135.5s] Surprise me.
[3136.7s] Okay, I love a challenge.
[3139.2s] The bartender kind of turns around
[3141.8s] and surveys the bottles to choose from
[3145.3s] and grabs one on the right hand side
[3148.3s] and it's kind of this orangey, earthy tone kind of bottle
[3154.1s] and he pours two fingers into a glass for ya.
[3158.9s] Says, give that one a try.
[3160.5s] You might like it.
[3161.7s] Port picks it up and holds it up
[3163.1s] to the soft candlelight in this tavern
[3166.0s] and says, all right, downs it.
[3171.0s] And it's a real harsh fiery liquid.
[3175.1s] It hits the back of his throat
[3177.1s] and he kind of winces a little bit and closes his eyes
[3181.0s] and as he opens them, he sees the mirror
[3184.2s] in behind the bartender, like the glass back there
[3188.5s] and looking back at him, just for a split second,
[3192.8s] is that dwarf from the jail?
[3195.0s] He, almost like spit takes,
[3197.9s] but instead of spit coming out,
[3199.6s] like this electricity shoots from his nostrils
[3202.9s] and hits the tabletop which starts just a little fire
[3206.3s] that he quickly pats out and says, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[3209.0s] What's up there, dragon man?
[3211.2s] Bad reaction to the booze?
[3214.2s] Yeah, no, sometimes electricity and liquids
[3217.7s] don't go well together.
[3219.3s] Hey, is everything okay?
[3221.9s] I think I've been an upstanding citizen today.
[3227.2s] I mean, you've been all right since you've been here.
[3229.0s] Yeah, what brings you to this end of town?
[3232.5s] Just been thinking.
[3234.6s] Mostly about you.
[3236.0s] I'm flattered, I'm flattered, friend.
[3238.3s] Yeah, no, I, something about our meeting stood out.
[3244.7s] I can't get it out of my head.
[3246.7s] Where do I know you from?
[3248.4s] I know you from somewhere.
[3251.7s] You've been around, you've been around Chult?
[3254.0s] No, it wasn't Chult.
[3255.7s] No, no.
[3257.0s] You done any time, done any time,
[3262.0s] any time you left the mountain?
[3264.5s] Yeah, I used to be a soldier, but I don't know,
[3267.1s] I just, I remember most dragonborn I've ever met
[3271.6s] few and far between for a dwarf,
[3273.1s] but I just, you're on the tip of my tongue,
[3276.4s] I just can't place you.
[3278.2s] Ever been to the library of the dead?
[3281.4s] Holy shit.
[3283.8s] What?
[3284.7s] It's you.
[3287.3s] Yeah, in the flesh.
[3289.7s] What the fuck is happening?
[3293.0s] I don't know, Flint, how do we get out of here?
[3298.0s] First off, where are we?
[3300.1s] Is this, this, I mean, this isn't right.
[3305.5s] It's a perfect world, isn't it?
[3307.3s] Yeah, it's a little too good.
[3309.2s] Yeah, well, for some, mine's been a hellscape
[3313.8s] of constant running, trying to find a way out,
[3316.7s] and now I'm back to you.
[3318.9s] You made that choice, though.
[3321.1s] Yeah.
[3323.6s] Didn't make a choice to be soulbound.
[3327.3s] Okay, okay, yeah, you didn't make that choice,
[3330.1s] but you made the choice to run.
[3332.8s] Yeah, yeah, I did.
[3335.3s] I mean, could it, I really could have used your help
[3338.6s] at the Well of the Dragons, and I get why you didn't,
[3342.5s] but like, things could have turned out
[3344.8s] a whole lot differently.
[3346.5s] I tried to make it so that you
[3348.5s] could just be you, Flint.
[3351.9s] But it doesn't look like the universe,
[3355.5s] or the gods, or whoever wants that to happen.
[3361.4s] Yeah, it's been a bit of an uphill battle.
[3366.0s] So what's next?
[3375.2s] Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 102,
[3379.1s] starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia and Sullivan Sleight,
[3382.7s] Carla Maxted as Yimbel Nury and Glim,
[3385.3s] Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot,
[3387.3s] Flint Firebeard and Moot,
[3389.1s] and Russ More as your dungeon master.
[3391.4s] Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.
[3394.1s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound
[3396.5s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,
[3398.4s] Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.
[3400.5s] A huge thank you to our supporting producers,
[3402.8s] Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,
[3404.7s] Cat Waterflame, Daryleth, Jacob Madden,
[3407.3s] Devin Michaels, Christian Brown,
[3408.9s] Aaron Stevens, Lulahan, Charlie Warley, and Craig Zeiss.
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